
Have you always wanted to smell like cat piss, three day old dried booze, dick cheese and moldy cigarettes? Well then the Amy Winehouse fragrance is just for you.
I'm really hoping this is a rumor, because there's no way in hell anyone will make money off of an Amy Wino fragrance.
A source tells the Daily Star, “Mitch (Wino's papa and spokesbitch) is keen to licence Amy’s name to a perfume house. He has been in talks with manufacturers and contacted PR firms for advice. They want it to reflect her style with a classic smoky 1950s look and smell. Amy is keen to expand her brand and wants to latch on to the celeb perfumes bandwagon while she can. They know her fans love to copy her style, and her trademark fashion and beehive hair-do were last year’s must-have look.”
One "industry insider" is hating on this idea, "Frankly, she doesn’t look like she smells that nice, so doing some positive publicity to prove it doesn’t just smell of stale booze and fags would be vital.”
Gee, you think?
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