Ever since Kevin Federline hit the jackpot by knocking up britney twice and living off her ass, he's been letting himself go. How do we put this as nice as I possibly can: He's now a fanny fat ass! At 5'10" he reportedly weighs 235 pounds. (Back in 2004 when he married Britney, he weighed just 150 pounds.)
Now, Britney is turning the tables and taking every effort to rub it in his face. She's taken to calling him "K-Fatter-Line" and insists he takes better care of himself. For the children.
“She’ll ask him, ‘When is the baby due?’” a source tells The Enquirer. “Britney called him ‘a fat housewife,’ and he just laughed. He says he’s gained weight because he is happy and content, but Britney says he is just fat and lazy. Britney insisted he go on a diet and stop showing their kids it’s OK to be fat and sloppy. Kevin was more than irritated by Britney’s diet demand, but he’s going along with it for now. Kevin says he doesn’t have to worry about his looks because women still love him.”
Source: National Enquirer, print edition, July 13, 2009
Honey, Women only love you because they know you're living off of britney's money. As I always say, when you set yourself up to be a golddigger, that's all you will attract, so I'm not surprised these chicks are swarming around K. Fatterline because I'm sure they are hoping that being around you, you will break them off with some of that Slave 4 U money.
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