
A few months ago, Vadgezilla De Vil was denied adopting precious little Mercy, because they said she needed to have lived in Malawi for at least 18-months? Well, apparently she doesn't have to, because suddenly three appeal judges have allowed the adoption to go through! I guess money does talk after all. The rest of you ashy Africans better watch your backs. Your child is NEXT!!!!
According to The Sun, the two judges have already turned in reports stating that the adoption should go ahead and the third judge is right there with them. They will announce their decision this Sunday in court. Vadge's lawyer already FedExed her the news via Hedwig.
The judges apparently agreed that the 18-month rule is "out of date." I wonder when it suddenly became out of date? Before or after the rhinestone-covered Bentley, private jet, free pilates instructor and suitcase full of money arrived at their doorsteps?
I wish our laws could suddenly become out of date once celebrities wave their little wand of power and persuasion. We can't get the laws of Prop 8 changed, but all of a sudden when you want to adopt a little black child to do all the chores your spoiled little bastards refuse to do, the laws of gravity suddenly changes. Well, at least Jesus, Rocco and David have someone to play with now.
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