Tuesday, June 23, 2009

SJP'S SURROGATE GIVES BIRTH TO TWINS

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Actress Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's surrogate birth canal gave birth to twinsies last night and faster than you can say Bronx Mowgli, their names have been revealed!

"Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are delighted to announce the healthy arrival of their two daughters. Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick weighed 5 pounds, 11 ounces, and Tabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 pounds. Both Hodge and Elwell are family names on Parker's side. The babies are doing beautifully and the entire family is over the moon."

Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge are probably OVER for their parents for giving them a couple of names that only belong on a social security check. Oh well. Now SJP can do like Vadge and dump the memaw babies onto the nanny so she can get to work on the only meal ticket that's been paying the bills, the "Sex and the City" franchise.

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