Friday, June 5, 2009

MMMHMM EDDIE MURPHY CLAIMS HE HAS A CRUSH ON MICHELLE OBAMA

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Yeah, and one day I plan on bunjee jumping into a 900 pound woman's vagina before I kick the bucket.

In a recent interview, a very delirious (pun intended) Lady Eddie Murphy revealed that he has a crush on Michelle Obama. As in First Lady Michelle Obama.

"I've been married, and for me to get married again, someone is going to have to be really exceptional. An extremely exceptional lady is going to have to come around... a Michelle Obama-type. She's taken, but Barack, you better act right!"

He's looking for someone who's Michelle on the outside, but a bit bisexual like Scary Spice on the inside. Someone who will be understanding of his little arrangement. Speaking of arrangement: I wonder what Johnny Gill thinks about that?

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