On May 29th, PS17 in Brooklyn gathered a group of chirruns in the school auditorium to watch Disney's Camp Rock starring Demi Lovato and the Jonas Brothers. Instead of Camp Rock, they got 45 seconds of hardcore porn. And chile, there were no purity rings in what those kids saw. How come this didn't happen when I was a mere child?
The New York Post says that kindergartners, first-graders and fifth-graders got an eye-full of a topless chick doing nasty sex acts on the jumbo screen. It played for 45-seconds before one of the teachers pulled the DVD player's plug out of the wall. Other teachers screamed to the kiddies to cover their eyes!
That night, the principal sent a letter to the parents promising them that the evil doer responsible for subjecting their kids to hardcore porn would be caught! The DVD player is usually kept locked in his office, but it was later moved to a different office where anybody could've switched the DVD. The teacher who set up the DVD player in the auditorium didn't realize what was going on, because they walked away to get the disc for Camp Rock.
I don't understand what's the problem? I'd take 45 seconds of porn over an hour and a half of the Jonas Queers anyday. Besides, instead of telling the kids to cover their eyes, I would have thought it would have been a great time to talk to them about the birds and the bees (something these fast ass kids definitely need to learn).
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