Wednesday, June 24, 2009

CLASH OF THE VAMPIRES

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Oh how I've come to love Stephen Moyer more and more. In an interview with Marie Claire (via ONTD), Stephen Moyer from True Blood had this to say about Edward Cullen from Twilight: "He's a pussy! He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires."

Oh, shit. He said "Slim-Fast!" i couldn't agree with you more, Stephen. i couldn't believe (and still haven't gotten over) how terrible twilight as a film was. this is what happens when you let someone like Stephanie Meyer gay up vamipres so not only do they glisten in sunlight like Richard Simmons at fat camp, but you make some big eyed, big headed, overrated english actor fall for an awkward doof bucket like Kristan Stewart who is about to ruin the biopic of Joan jett with the worst lesbian haircut since Kate Gosselin. Ugh! let me stop myself before the Twihards come after me and feed my heart to hottie lycan Taylor Lautner. On second thought...

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Movies

  • 5 Deadly Venoms
  • Aliens
  • Another Gay Movie
  • Blade
  • Blade Runner
  • Boy Culture
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Die Hard
  • E.T.
  • Eating Out
  • Enter the Dragon
  • First Blood
  • Friday the 13th (1980)
  • Inception
  • Jaws
  • Kick-Ass
  • Kill Bill
  • Milk
  • Mysterious Skin
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Piranha
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Salt
  • Saw
  • Shortbus
  • Speed
  • Spider Man 2
  • T2
  • The Bourne Trilogy
  • The Circuit
  • The Crazies (2009)
  • The Dark Knight
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Fluffer
  • The Goonies
  • The Lost Boys
  • The Matrix
  • The Monster Squad
  • The Road
  • The Road Warrior
  • The Terminator
  • True Lies