See, I told you someone rigging Twilight into winning five awards wasn't the only highlight of the night. There were a few funny moments (like the opening skit and rap by Adam Sandberg) as well as LeAnn Rhimes, Chris Isaak and Forest Whitaker doing an operatic rendition of his hits "Jizz in My Pants" and "Dick in a Box," but when Sasha Baron Cohen emerged and then descended from the sky (wearing knee high white boots, wings, a roman skirt with a jock strap underneath) and landed with his ass all in Eminem's face, I nearly peed my pants in laughter. Well did you know Eminem was not the producer's first victim of choice for the hilarious stunt?
A source told Life & Style that they asked Eminem to partake in the stunt, but kept him in the dark about getting up close and personal with Bruno's sweet rolls. Mark Burnett, the producer of the MTV Movie Awards, originally asked Herpes Hilton to do it, but she turned them down. There was no mention of her being the first choice when she was on The View this morning, but I wouldn't really know anyway, since her interview was interrupted by the amazing safe sex shield known as Barack Obama and his latest conference on the whole General Motors fiasco. See, President Obama is he second coming and he does save lives. I'm glad she turned it down, because the skit wouldn't have worked anyway. Why ask someone to partake in a stunt when she spends 22hours a day with sweaty ass & balls in her face like a smothered pork chop on the face of a 500 pound big girl at the Sizzler? It just wouldn't work.
Now back to some nalgas talk. I started to feel bad for a second. But only a second. I think as a comic, Sasha is brilliant (Borat, Ali G, Bruno...HELLO?). As for Eminem, I just find it funny that someone who has made millions of dollars making fun of celebrities in his songs can't take take it as well as he can dish it. He got his ass handed to him years back by Triumph the Insult comic dog, and not Bruno. Maybe he has an issue with method comics? Or maybe he was more embarrassed because his VIP all you can eat booty buffet he has with Dr. Dre, 50 Cent and what's left of the G Unit crew was caught on camera instead of kept behind closed doors. Now my only problem was that Bruno didn't make it a little gayer by singing Cazwell's "All Over Your Face" while being lowered on Eminem's.
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