Now that Adam Glambert came in second (I knew the evil voters would pull that shit), I think Simon should keep his word and officially quit the vindictive bitch that is American Idol once his contract is up next season. The fact that boring ass country singer Kris Allen won is a fucking joke. Who should we blame for this? Bill O' Reilly? Elizabitch Hasslesnatch? Every stupid ass country-loving mid-western hick that applies too much time into watching this shit show in the first place? Bad enough I tivoed this shit (which was the most boring two hours plus of my life), but how can someone as amazing a singer and stage performer as Adam Lambert lose to the same shit that comes on American Idol every year? Now I will admit that Kris Allen is beyond gorgeous, but he has a weak singing voice which would be suitable for a type of music genre like Jason Mraz or Keith Urban style of music. This is no offense to Jason Mraz, who I actually saw perform live at VH1 while I was interning there. Not onluy is he good-looking in person, but he does have a pretty good California surfer vibe to his music. Now if being cute with a mediocre singing voice is all it takes to win American idol, then I guess anyone can go on the show.
Whether you love him or hate him, you can't deny Adam brought a little something extra to the show we hadn't seen since Carrie Undewears was on the show (and she was in the audience tonight). He had moxie. He was sure of fimself and what he wanted to do as far as his career, and even his performance with Kiss and Queen (eliminating Kris's voice out of the equation) was amazing. I don't think the gay thing had anything to do with him losing. Otherwise, he would have been gone the minute those scandalous photos of him kissing a boy (and liking it) came out. But don't cry for Adam, Argentina. While confused ass Kris was sure Adam was going to win, and he wound up singing that horrible winning song, I'm sure as we speak Adam's phone is ringing off the hook with many major record labels willing to sign him. Now my reason for Idol being put out of it's misery is many reasons, and if you watch the entire show (the unnecessary filler, the group singing, those horrible car commercials, the butchering of P!nk's "So What," Ryan Gaycrest having too much speaking time, Randy Jackson's Sambo dance, Kara Diogoaway's annoying ass, never knowing when to go off on time which interferes with my TiVo and the shows I'm taping) you'd know why. Maybe Adam would have done better on Simon's other show...The "X" Factor, because that's the one thing Adam had the entire season that the other contestants didn't (and still don't).
In the meantime, check out a video of Adam back in 2004 performing "A Change is Gonna Come." Surprisingly tonight, it didn't.
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