The Wayans brothers - Shawn and Marlon - new “Dance Flick” opens today. The comedy spoofs “Hairspray,” “Flashdance,” “Save the Last Dance” "High School Musical," and “Honey.”
As they walk the press stroll, the brothers talked to BET and addresses those legendary rumors that they (coughs. Marlon. coughs) are fans of butt-to-peen sex.
What is the craziest Internet rumor you all have heard about yourselves?
Shawn: There is always the gay rumor. Anybody who makes a million dollars is gay.
Marlon: There are pictures of me with my kids! [Laughs]
Shawn: Yeah, it's like—how are we gay? Why?
Marlon: Not that there is anything wrong with that!
Shawn: But why would you pick us? Did we come out with the YMCA wig on or something?
Marlon: What's funny, if I was gay, I would just say it and so be it. When you're a comedian—it's like Ellen, "I am gay and so what!" If I was gay I'd be like, "I'm gay so what!" And I'd be telling jokes about it!
Hold up! are they that clueless to believe that just because you're married with children you can't possibly be gay? Isn't that the definition of down low? No one just picks someone out of a hat and decides to paint you with the pink brush. There are certain mannerisms that give off the gay vibe. in fact, I don't think Marlon is the only VIP member of the Pink Mafia. I'm Shawn has his pink card too. Even when they were recently on Chelsea Lately, when she made a gay joke towards them, their body language got crazy.
P.S. Oh and honey, when you are two out of ten children, there are statistics that say that out of seven men in a room, one of them is gay. you can't tell me when Mama Wayans pushed out ten kids she didn't birth no faggot.
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