Monday, May 4, 2009

MARIE OSMOND HATES THE GAYS

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Straight-laced celebrity Mormon Marie Osmond has been hiding a secret: She doesn't talk to her 22-year-old daughter Jessica, because she doesn't condone her lesbian lifestyle.

The two have also come to war of words because of it, reports The Globe.

Marie is a devout Moron (not a misprint), a religion that considered homosexuality evil and blamed a child's sexual preference on poor parenting.

"Marie always envisioned Jessica being active in the Mormon church, going on a mission somewhere, marrying a great guy and giving her lost of grandchildren, but it's doubtful that's ever going to happen. Jessica and her partner consider themselves married, even though the haven't had an official ceremony. They've been together for about three years now and seem to be pretty happy," said a family insider.

I just love how morons hate homos, but they can have 12 wives, marry off their 14 year-old-daughters to 50 year-old men and procreate within their own communities. Last time I checked, pedophilia and incest were considered sins as well. I'm not surprised she has a homo child. With all those kids she has, it was only a matter of time before a percentage of them wound up batting for our team. I'm just surprised it wasn't one of her sons.

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