Monday, May 25, 2009

MALE ESCORT OUTS PRINCE CHARLES & DAVID BECKHAM

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A former London male prostitute named "Colin" revealed to blogger Ian Halperin how he plans to out Britain’s elite world of gay men who pretend to be straight in a tell all book to be released in 2010.

The former prostitute who lives in London’s exclusive Maida Vale area said he intends to out the likes of Prince Charles, David Beckham and Margaret Thatcher’s late husband Sir Denis Thatcher.

“These blokes can’t even think straight,” “Colin” said.

“I’ve seen them all at down low parties. Charles is notoriously gay. He’s the biggest Queen in Britain. That’s what destroyed his relationship with Diana. He paid her millions to keep quiet about his sexuality. In fact, I will prove that Prince Harry was not fathered by Charles. By the time Di got pregnant with Harry, Charles and Di had not had sex in more than two years. I know that for a fact. Camilla (Parker Bowles) came on the scene for convenience. It’s a perfect case scenario for Charles. Camilla is into women, that’s what destroyed her previous marriage. They are both using their marriage mainly to stay in the closet in order to avoid public scrutiny," he said.

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“Colin” said Sir Denis was a client of his for years.

“He’d make me tie him up, spank him and give him blow jobs. Then he’d want it up the arse for an hour. He had amazing stamina.”

As for Beckham, “Colin” said he’d only reveal that Beckham likes to swing.

“He’s definitely into men, but I must save some things for my book,” he said.

Well anyone who marries a troll like Camilla would have to be gay, since there's more male chromosomes in her face than in Charles's entire body. As for Charles not being the father of Prince Harry, that's no big secret since Harry looks nothing like Charles. Prince William was unfortunately cursed with hisfather's ungood looks and his receding hairline. As far as David Beckham, I think since he's so hot, many see him as the ultimate gay fantasy. Also, being married to HUGE fag hag Victoria is a plus. Although my suspicians began to skyrocket on David when I saw him hanging with Tom Cruise an awful lot. I will definitely give this book a read when it's released (if Prince Charles and David's powerful lawyers don't put the stops to its release).

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