Monday, May 11, 2009

MADONNA IS LOOKING DESPERATE

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I'm not just sayiing that because of that horrible Louis "I'm begging for attention" Vuitton dress she wore at the MET on Monday. According to reports, Madonna is so desperate to get some conversation out of Jesus other than the usual moans and groans that are made when they rub their sandpaper bits together that she's spending a staggering $1,000 a week on a tutor to teach her Brazilian boy toy English.

The Material Girl has been dating model Jesus Luz, 22, for a few months, but is reportedly growing tired of his inability to pick up her native tongue.

What the fuck was she expecting. He's from Brazil.

A source tells Star magazine, "She's paying more than $1,000 a week for him to learn English." I'm surprised she wants him t talk at all. Doesn't she want him to just stand next to her and be pretty? Be her eye candy. it goes right along with her hard candy. And you all know how Madonna loves to tie everything she does into her work. Also, listen to Wendy giving her opinion on Madonna's relationship with big baby Jesus

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