Monday, May 18, 2009
A DOCUMENTARY SPONSORED BY VALTREX
It made sense when MTV made a documentary on Britney Spears, since it was a documentary we all wanted to see, but some whore thought it would be a great idea to film a documentary called Paris, Not France. Someone who was smoking every bong he could get his hands on had a lightbulb moment and thought we'd take Tegna Hilton seriously by filming her documentary in black & white. Expect her to can the baby whore voice as a way for us to take this phony ass cunt seriously. I learned a new word recently and that word is Tegna. Tegna basically is a vagina in a cup which is a popular toy in Japan. It is a word I will use to describe Paris for now on since that's basically what she is; a vagina in a cup. It's the safest sex you'll ever have with that bitch, trust!
Check out the trailer above which I'm sure like the rest of the documentary will be a waste of our valuable time.
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