According to Gatecrasher, Cameron Diaz might be rubbing her crusty-ass pock-marked face all over Adam Levine's numb nuts. Does this mean like Brangelina we'll have to start calling them Camerooooon? Please BeBe Zahara Benet don't come for me with this one. If i didn't do it, someon else would have.
Anyway, according to some nosy ho, Adam and Cameron were spotted on a lunch date at Chateau Marmont the other day. Clammy was bumping taints with Paul Sculfor (of Jennifer Aniston fame), but I guess she kicked his ass to the curb and moved on to Adam. This would be the second ex of Jessica Simpson that Clammy is fucking on. The first being John Mayer. That means Tony Romo better watch his back, because it's only a matter of time before Clammy tracks his ass down with Biore pads and Palmolive in tow.
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