Monday, April 6, 2009

SOME BLIND ITEMS, Y'ALL!

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1) Dad has several kids, but we’ll focus on two, who are both adults. Offspring A is the A list celebrity everyone knows, who Dad acknowledges as his blood, and who has his name. Offspring B is his illegitimate child, and has a different last name. Offspring B is in the same business as Offspring A, and they have even worked together, but B has always been treated as a second-class citizen. Sadly, Dad has even made several moves to sabotage B’s career. For example, every time B has a project that’s about to be released, Dad pushes Offspring A into the headlines. Now B is struggling a bit, but are Dad and A stepping up to help? No. As usual, B will have to rely on him/herself to find work and pay the bills. (Blind Gossip)

Well this one's easy. I'll take Kelly Rowland for $200.00 Alex! Oh, and Kelly can't be relying on Matthew Knowles for money. isn't she about to be a host on that Project Runway rip-off coming soon on Bravo with Isaac Mizrahi?

2) This A list actress is more famous for one lucky television role than the truly awful acting she has done in movies. Well, she had a recent breakup. Her publicity machine cranked out every story it could to say she was the one who had done the breaking up with her singer boyfriend. Well, this may be true, but then why would the singer have to change his phone number and e-mail address after she wouldn't stop trying to contact him? When she couldn't reach the singer why would she start calling all of his friends to beg them for his number? What she is telling his friends is that she can't move on without some kind of closure. (CDAN)

This sounds too much like Maniston. So sad to be a 40-year-old woman acting just as immature as that douche John Mayer. When the hell's he going to grow up. She needs a real man/boy like Demi's man Ashy Koochie.

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