Someone quickly give Tom Cruise a call, because they really need to file a mayjah Minority Report on Hulk's roided fried ass for brains. The Hulkster spoke to Rolling Stone recently, saying that after seeing his estranged wife Linda Hogan rubbing her pikachu on young boy flesh, he can relate to why OJ went all Mrs. Bates on Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman.
Hulk said, "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."
Well, gid forbid, should anything happen to Linda, they better put this shit on file. because Hulk will be heading behind bars faster than you can say "Phil Spektor."
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