After Madoodoo got knocked on her ass by a frightened horse over the weekend, instead of going all Jamie Foxx on us and blame it on the alcohol, she blamed the whole thing on a paparazzo. The Lady of 'Roids' spokescunt said that a photog leaped out of the bushes like a queen auditioning for the last spot in "A Chorus Line," and freaked out the horse, causing her bionic ass to disturb the peaseful colony of bugs living down below. Well according to the paparazzo, Madoodoo and her minions are doing a bit of lie-telling. According to his statement, he was only around before and after the fall, but not during. He said that if he was around, he would've gotten pictures of her flying off her high horse. And those pictures would've immediately ended up on TMZ and the photog would get so much money, he'd be able to retire on his earnings on one single photo.
It seems the police that took their statements are beginning to believe the paparazzo inteaad of the Material baby banger. Sgt. Herbert Johnson of the Southampton Police Department told TMZ, "There is no mention of photographers. It's a matter of spin control that went out of control. If they felt there was something else, they would have written 'paparazzi' in the form -- if they felt there was a problem."
Madoodoo has no reason to be embarrassed. Everyone already knows that most living things don't want her riding their backs, so why spin it to make yourself the victim. It's the horse we should all be worried about.
P.S. Oh, and if she's still looking to adopt, I hear a little Slumdog Millionaire named Rubina Ali was recently put up on the auction block by her father. You better snatch her little ass up before Saint Angelina get's her claws on her.
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