Wednesday, April 1, 2009

JADA CLAIMS SHE AND WILL HAVE A REAL MARRIAGE...

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...And last night I was gang raped by an army of unicorns. The powerful Hollywood couple are celebrating their twelfth wedding anniversary this year, but some online gossips (including myself) are still convinced their love is not for real and claim they are both secretly gay.

But the Matrix Reloaded actress is unfazed by the rumors, and insists there is nothing she could say to convince her marriage critics.

In a recent interview with American news organization National Public Radio, she says, "I don't have an open marriage and no, we're not gay and you don't trust that? Well then there's nothing that I really have to say to anybody about anything, because at the end of the day, I'm living my life, and I'm happy."

Didn't Will imply a few years back that he and Jada had an open marriage? What about all the roles she played in the past (including that very lesbionic short blond do she used to rock back in her Demon Knight days?) You can't tell me she wasn't playing paddy cake with some clits when she was young. As for Will, it's getting really hard for him to contain his queeniness, no matter how many kids he pops out with Jada, who hads more testosterone than he does.

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