I'm sure no one is surprised that everyone who comes in the presence of Masdonna (temporarily or permanent) is automatically guaranteed a boost in their fledgling careers. Except for Guy Richie, who's films got worse the longer he was married to Madonna. So why should Jesus be any different. Ever since he's shacked up with the Queen of pop, there's been a boost in his fledgling modeling career, which has left other competing models with a sour taste in their mouths.
Just last week, Jesus walked the Jeffrey Fashion Cares show in NYC and the other models crucified him with their words! A source told Gatecrasher, “None of the other models would talk to Jesus or even look at him. They were gossiping like catty girls about how they couldn’t wait for his career to fizzle out.”
They can hate on big baby Jesus all they want, but he's the one booking jobs and laughing all the way to the bank. Maybe they need to get their hustle on or sit Jesus down for a minute to figure how he managed to nab himself a hot piece piece of broiled chicken gristle. He's about to shoot a campaign for Dolce & Gabbana. And Marc Jacobs even wrote a letter to the US Visa people telling him that Jesus needs to stay in the country to work, because he's important to the fashion industry. Honey, I wouldn't go that far about his importance. I mean he's no Tyson beckford. Hell, he's no Marcus Schenkenberg or Mark Vanderloo. Maybe what Jesus needs to do is talk to Kevin Federline and find out how he can poke a hole in his condom and knock up his prized piece, because we all know this relationship like everything that passes through Madonna's life is simply temporary.
If I were Baby Jesus, I'd quit this modeling thing and focus on getting
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