SNL recently did a hilarious parody of the just-won't-die franchise, which grossed damn near 80 million over the weekend. I can just see the greedy execs plotting yet another plot-free sequel to this dreadful franchise as I twitter this shit. Personally, when they decide to make another sequel, just do a two hour flick of Vin Diesel and Paul Walker fucking the shit out of each other while they fight over who will handle the clutch in their speedmobile.
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