Tuesday, April 28, 2009

DON JOHNSON BECOMES A PORN DIRECTOR

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Don Johnson will play a mustachioed porn director in Born to Be a Star, the Adam Sandler and Jack Giarraputo-produced comedy at Columbia Pictures.

Nick Swardson is starring as a small-town nerd who learns his quiet and demure parents were famous porn stars in the 1970s. This motivates him to leave northern Iowa for Hollywood, hoping to follow in their footsteps and fulfill his destiny as the biggest adult-film star in the world.

Johnson plays a down-on-his-luck director who discovers Swardson and gives him a shot.

The cast also includes Christina Ricci as Swardson's innocent girlfriend and Stephen Dorff as adult film star Dick Shadow, as well as Edward Herrmann and Tyler Spindel.

Tom Brady is directing from a script co-written by Sandler and Swardson.

Source: The Hollywood Reporter.

It's only fitting Stephen Dorff play a porn star, since he's one of many who is a little man with a HUGE cock. Don't believe me? Check out his sex scene in Shadowboxer.

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