Monday, April 13, 2009

BUFFY'S BEEN KNOCKED UP

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Well when both your careers are in the toilet, what else is there for you to do? Sarah hasn't done anything interesting since Buffy, and Freddie...well I can't remember what was the last piece of shit film or TV series he starred in.

Well according to ne of Sarah and Freddie's chatty Kathy friends spilled the tee to People that she's having a baby in the fall. The friend added, "They're very excited." At least they aren't "over the you know what," but just once I want to read, "It was a mistake. They aren't very happy about it."

Sarah, 31, and Freddie, 33, have been married for six long years. This is their first human creation together. I honestly didn't think their consumation would last six weeks, let alone six whole years. I always looked at Freddie as some big nelly queen hiding behind the facade of heterosexuality.

What I am hoping is that when the kid is born, they will not give it some ridiculous name, unless if it's a girl, they name her Buffy. Or if it's a boy, they name him Spike. Or if the kid comes out a big brooding lesbian, they can still name her Spike.

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  • First Blood
  • Friday the 13th (1980)
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