1)Which pop diva just got her second boob job? Bet you didn’t know about the first one, either - it’s that good, and that out of character. (Gatecrasher)
Well this has to be Mimoo. There's no way in hell a waterbra gives her tits like the ones she has. I also don't know who she thought she was fooling, but I knew her tits were about as real as the hair Sherri Shepherd wears on The View. Well, it's either her or Christina Aguilera.
2) This movie is in the final stages of production but has hit some big delays. The movie stars this A list tween star (A list only refers to his tweenness) as he attempts to break out into completely different roles. The problem the production is having is that they keep trying to get songs contributed for the movie and every artist just laughs and says no when they find out who the movie stars. At this point, the movie is just going to be filled with songs of anyone who says yes no matter who it is. (CDAN)
I'm going to guess Zac Efron and that 17 Again flick that seems to be taking forever to come out. They were advertising that shit around the time High School Musical 3 was in the theater.
3)Which top model’s plastic surgeon is in big trouble? He accidentally spilled acid on her chest while they were having sex in his office. (Gatecrasher)
Well the only supermodel I can think of that can equally match Joan Rivers with the number of times they've allowed Freddy Krueger to hack away at their face (and other parts) is Janice Dickinson.
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