In case sitting on the toilet while reading the newspaper isn't enough for an enjoyable passtime, a new product for the whole family has emerged on the scene. Some bored asshole (pun intended) has decided to come up with an idea called Poopy Time Fun Shapes! Once you get your supply of Poopy Time Fun Shapes, all you have to do is stick a plastic tube up your ass, squeeze them cheeks tighter than Joan River's face muscles, and out comes the fun! I hope they make this in jumbo sizes, because that little thing isn't going to do. Tic-Tac in a whale! S o in no time flat, we'll all be able to shit stars, rainbows and hearts instead of seeing them. Now comes the interesting question? is Poopy Time Fun Shapes dishwasher compatible?
2 comments:
THE HORROR!!!!!
Didn't Michael Lucas say his dildo was dishwasher safe?? But, I guess if you 're the type that wants to shit stars, you're the type to shit where you eat as well.
EEWWW!!!! Yuck!!
From your mouth to GOD's ears. This has got to be the grossest concept EVER!
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