Way back when I was a baby queer growing up in the slums of East New York, Brooklyn, I often fantasides about frollicking naked with David Faustino aka Bud Bundy while watching Married...With Children. Well now that his career has hit the shitter, David's decided to film little internet shorts and in one of them we get to see his clean-shaven shitter for realz!
Here's a synopsis for the video:
David Faustino has lost everything but his tightly toned ass. With the money from "Married… with Children" gone, Faustino’s short stature, alcoholism, and sex fueled Hollywood life has kicked him squarely in the cubes. "Star-ving" follows his second attempt at stardom. Pulling along his old buddy Corin Nemec ("Parker Lewis Can't Lose") Faustino murders, binge drinks, and beats off - all to get back on top of the show biz heap.
If he were to bat for our team, he'd make a great bottom. Check out the trailer below and his short STAR-VING below: