Why do I feel there's room for a joke in there somewhere? HX magazine is reporting that Madonna swung by Hell's Kitchen gay bar The Ritz for a birthday party for her trainer Tracy Anderson:
"The Big M kept it quiet and cute, sipping cosmos upstairs at the private party with her new Brazilian boy toy from that W Magazine spread in tow. The hottie apparently brought along a mix CD for the occasion and insisted that DJ Xavier play the whole thing. During Bianca Del Rio’s show, a random contestant in the 'Name That Artist' contest mistakenly identified Britney’s 'Gimme More' as a Madonna track. The crowd was aghast, but Bianca saved the day giving Madge her blessing to come get all Chris Brown on the ditzy chick. Just another Monday night in gay NYC!"
In related news, Madonna has reportedly received hundreds of copies of the Stephen King book and film It after it was revealed that Guy Ritchie refers to her as "It" to friends. According to a source, Guy has taken to comparing his ex to the film's villain, Pennywise the clown, who kills children. "Even towards the end of their marriage, he [Guy] would call her 'It'. He told people, 'We can't make 'It' angry'. Or Guy would say, 'Oh, 'It' is in a bad mood today'. There is absolutely no love lost between them."
OMG! I would totally love to hang out with Guy and swig a couple of beers with him at the nearest pub. Dude's definitely got the funny gene.
Source: Towleroad.com
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