Now this is something I can imagine lesbians doing in their spare time, since they love power tools and motorcycles. But when the rabbit can't do what it needs to to get your cat purring, that's when you know it's time to see Dr. Ruth.
Some crazy bitch from Saint Mary County in Maryland was airlifted to a hospital after inserting a saber saw in her love canal and was surprised when it cut up her ham hocks like chicken cutlets. The woman and her donkey-ass boyfriend had a once a year lightbulb moment and decided let's attach a dildo to the saber saw, and ram it up in her cooter like a fleshlight. Before she could let the first "ooh" and "aah" past her lips, the blade on the saw cut through the dildo and straight up turned her sugar walls into shredded beef.
The dumb bitch was released from the hospital on Monday. She also told police that the idiotic sex act was consensual and no crime was committed. Hopefully she went in for a Vaginoplasty, because her cooter won't be the same again.
P.S. The minute I read about this story, I immediately thought about this recent episode of Nip/Tuck:
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