Sunday, March 29, 2009

DOLLY PARTON SAYS SHE'S NOT A HOOVER-SUCKING CARPET MUNCHER

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Country superstar Dolly Parton addressed the gay rumors that have surrounded her for years due to her long, close relationship with her BFF, Judy Ogle. "We're absolutely totally honest, open, and comfortable with each other," said Dolly--who's been married to husband Carl Dean for 43 years--in AARP magazine. "We've been accused of being lovers. We do love each other, but we've never been like that."

Although, I don't think any woman would mind burying their stubble between her ginormous submarines she calles titties.

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