Wednesday, March 11, 2009

DANCING WITH THE STARS SHORT BUT SWEET RECAP



Here's a short but sweet recap of last night's Dancing with the Nobodies. i really don't give a shit about who any of these people are competing on this crapola of a show, because I only know and find only two people interesting on this season. Lil Kim and Steve Wozniak.

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All I have to say about Kim is it's about damn time the swelling went down in her face, although she still looks like what's left of pam Anderson's botched raisonette nipples. Apparently all sensation is gone from them things because she had no idea her boxing bags were even hanging out.

Also, why is Samantha Harris still co-hosting the show? The bitch can't even read a teleprompter properly. What is Mario Lopez too busy? I also decided to post Denise Richards video, because I'm hoping some big bad voodoo curse quickly takes her out of the competition faster than you can say "Kim Kardashian." Check out their performances below:



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