The Empress of a thousand virgin sacrifices stomped her heels down on African soil yesterday to suck all the youth from the clueless ashy orphans who have no idea who the fuck she is. Madoodoo is scheduled to make an appearance at court in Malawi today to make the final down payment on 3-year-old (or 4-year-old) Mercy James, but mercy's mom is trying to put a hold on the adoption.
Lucy Chekechiwa, Mercy's caregiver, is telling the papers that Madoodoo is nothing more than a baby robber! Lucy said she made an agreement with the orphanage Lucy is living at that when she turned 6, she would come back home. Lucy's mother and father have both passed away a while ago. Lucy went on to say, "Why doesn't this singer pick other children? It is stealing. I want to go to court, I won't let her go."
Like I've said numerous times, it's not stealing if you pay for it, and we all know how persuasive money can be when you need to get what you want. I've said time and time again there are plenty of children in the U.S. that could use a home. Why do celebrities continue to go outside of America to adopt third world children?
There's also word that local villagers pissed that she's gone all "Saint Oprah" and is building a girls' school around their parts. Well, she calls it a school, but we know it's just a shopping center for Vadgezilla to personally go and pick out some new accessories!
The villagers are pissed that their gardens and houses have to be torn down in order to make way for the school. A government official said the villagers will be compensated by Vadge's foundation. When a journalist asked Vadge if she was worried about the situation, she shouted back, "NO!"
Of course she's not worried. What ever this soul-sucking vampire wants, she gets.
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