Beyonce, ever so innocent and virginal recently revealed to the Los Angeles Confidential magazine that she has never had a break-up, because Jay-Z was her first relationship. Is she saying that no other person has ever gotten snagged in those bejeweled House of Diarrhea panties?: “Well, fortunately I haven’t had any break-ups! This [her marriage to Jay Z] is my first relationship,” stated Bey when asked whose songs help her get through heartache the way her songs do for her fans.”
Girl, you know your keggle muscles weren't as tight as you claim before you got with Joe Camel. At least Solange is up front with her scandalousity. Maybe we should take a moment to refresh Bouncy's memory. Word on the street is that the very guarded singer had reportedly dated Kobe Bryant back in 1998 (She would have been around 17 yrs old), Nas, Shemar Moore, and Marques Houston in 2000 and even Eminem in 2001. Right around the time that she met Jay Z, she and Pharrell Williams were rumored to have been dating in 2002. Word is, Pharell had a thing for anorexic chicks, which means Bey had too much bootay in the pants for him to handle. She was also romantically linked to Mos Def during the taping of the MTV film Carmen: A Hip Hopera. Now take that and put it into your mental pipe and smoke it.
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