TYRA TALKS TO GUYS WHO HATE BEING GAY

I just got finished watching an episode of Tyra Banks. Usually watching her naive donkey ass on that talk show makes my no-no hole slam shut with sheer annoyance. What drew me to this particular episode was that she talked to self-hating homosexuals who feel that the gays portrayed on television defines all homosexuals. Every male guest that appeared on the show seemed to be a little more level-headed than I gave them credit for. They were willing to learn and take the time to discover who they were and be comfortable in their own skin. That's until her first guest Shane came out.



The minute this queen opened his mouth I wanted to stuff something in it (not what you're thinking you nasty asses! Get your minds out of the gutter). He just seemed like an obnoxious annoying little twat who needed a swift kick up his ass. Someone needs ot inform him that as long as he has Gayken hair, Andy Dick's voice and the fashion sense of a Jonas brother, he'll never be a #1 fan of the cavewoman. All the melodrama he brought with him was so over-the-top, he could have filled out three extra seasons of The Hills. His sole goal is to become straight with a wife, some kids, and a little dog too by the time he turns 30. He also believes that guys over 30 surf the internet and pick up 15 year-old boys. My first reaction: he's been watching too many episodes of "To Catch a Predator."





Now wait! It get's better. His best friend Tia showed up (a big girl, of course), who stated that she loves Shane even though she knows he's gay. To describe Tia, she looks like an overweight Chi Chi Rodriguez in a crooked wig she picked up at the .99 cent store. Girlfriend seriously has some mental and commitment issues, because she's also in love with Skyler who is also Shane's ex. I got a mini migraine trying to keep track of all this shit. It just annoys the shit out of me when people (faggots especially) who stereotype, categorize, and generalize others based on what society (especially in religious households) puts in their head. I'd pick apart everything Shane said, but that would take the fun out of the visual experience.

P.S. and for all the guys on the show...HOW YOU DOIN????????