I remember watching The View and they asked a guest who is friends with David Spade (the name of the guest escapes me)how he bags all these hot chicks like Heather Locklear, Nicolette Sheridan, a bunch of Playboy bunnies, in which he replied, "he swoops in after they are left vulnerable and recently broken up in a relationship.
Now I may have a real reason for you. Word is he has a big peen. Now this explains EVERYTHING!
Former Miss USA turned porn star Kelli McCarty (I think that's the chick with the Lisa Rinna lips who used to be on Passions)recently revealed in an interview with Howard Stern that was intimate with Dave (about 10 years ago) and that the most memorable thing about him was his big peen.
So the bastard Hanson brother has a big cock. Chile, I think I've reached the mountaintop (whereas Kelli got to ride it).
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