Now I have officially lost my appetite. Rosie O'Donnell talked to Tyred Banks on her show (scheduled to air tomorrow and Friday) that the Roided One has been giving her menopause advice. This is just some shit you need to keep to yourself.
In an episode where she's promoting her TV movie AMERICA, Rosie tells Tyra that she's been going through the change, "Well let me tell you one thing, Tyra: I am about to be 47 next month and Aunt Flow has not shown up for nine months. It started for me at 41...I would be in the bed, and I would wake up and the sheets would be soaking wet -- not damp -- soaking wet. I thought, 'Oh, Vivi (her daughter) crawled in here last night and maybe she wet.' So I would throw the covers off and turn to look -- and there's no Vivi, it's just Kelli (her partner in pussy). Then I'm like, 'Kelli is incontinent!' And then I realized, no it's me."
Excuse me for a second while I try to keep the dry heave down.
Rosie considers Madoodoo a big sister, so she took it upon herself to email her for coochie numbing advice, "When I started having my hormone things, I'm like, 'What the hell is going on?' she's like, 'Get the cream.'"
Why is Rosie worrying about eggs she let go to waste anyway? It ain't like she's ever plooting out any children of her own. As For Madoodoo, bitch is using too many creams if you ask me. Also, hasn't she spent her entire career rubbing her lady parts in nalgas cream? it's the secret to her success. Everytime I turn around she's recommending creams to people.
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