You know you can't have the Oscars without the Razzies. It's like Ying not having it's Yang to complete him. Anyways, the winners were revealed last night, and they were spot on with Parasite Hilton, The Love Guru and Uwe Boll taking home multiple awards. If they decided to air this shit, I'm so there. Then award shows would be worth watching. Check out the winners - er, losers below:
Worst Picture: The Love Guru
Worst Actor: Mike Myers - The Love Guru
Worst Actress: Herpes Hilton - The Hottie and the Nottie
Worst Supporting Actress: Herpes Hilton - Repo: The Genetic Opera
Worst Supporting Actor: Pierce Brosnan - Mamma Mia!
Worst Screen Couple: Parisite Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore - The Hottie and the Nottie
Worst Prequel,Remake, Rip-off or Sequel: (Combined Category for 2008): Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Worst Director: Uwe Boll - 1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, and Postal (let's not forget Alone in the Dark. House of the Dead, and every film he's ever directed).
Worst Screenplay: The Love Guru - Written by Mike Myers & Graham Gordy
Worst Career Achievement: Uwe Boll
They forgot to give him the lifetime achievement award for shiteous director since Ed Wood.
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