Monday, February 9, 2009

MANEKA WENT AND GOT HERSELF A NIP/TUCK

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I guess she got tired of her balls slipping out of her duct tape. it's a bitch pulling all that tape off. Just ask Lady Bunny. Word on the street is that Usher's wife, Tameka Foster, went down to Brazil (the land where many "ladies" go to get "THE LITTLE OPERATION" to get a little (or a lot) work done. All jokes aside (I think), things didn't go as planned and Maneka suffered a serious injury due to complications.

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Usher was supposed to perform at Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party Saturday night, but he had to cancel so he could rush to Brazil to be with his wife. It doesn't sound good, because Access Hollywood reports that a neurosurgeon from Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles is on his way to South America to treat Tameka. No, that doesn't sound good at all. Word of advise to any women going to a foreign country to get plastic surgery. Do it in the states, where you have a better chance of surviving, or do what KateLynn from The Real World did. Go to Thailand and get some work done. Why do you think all the wealthy men go to Thailand to taste the forbidden fruits they have over there? HUGE amphasis on the fruits.

Usher's spokeswhore had no comment.

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