Thursday, February 26, 2009

KRIS AVALON TALKS TOP CHEF FINALE

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TOP CHEF SPOILER ALERT! If you didn't see last night's finale, do not read ahead.

As some of you are aware, Carla lost the title last night to fucking Hosea. How the fuck he managed to stay in the top three, i have no idea. his ass and Leah should have been ousted a long time ago. Part of the challenge was that they were paired up with past contestants who fell a bit short of winning the Top Chef title. Carla was paired up with Carla, who was the only interesting person on that whole damn season. hosea and Fabio spent theentire season trying to beat Stefan, the cocky Danish chef who kept winning most of the quickfire challenges. I really feel that Casey (honestly I couldn't pick that bitch out of a lineup) sabotaged Carla by trying to incorporate as much of her influence into Carla's dish, which in the end took away from Carla making something that said her. Casey's influence was all over the souffle and that damn meat in a Ziploc bag bullshit! Since when is shake and bake considered gourmet cuisine? Bitch been watching too many episodes of 30 minutes or less with Rachael Ray.

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Now comes word that the snake known as Casey has been going on a rampage talking smack about Carla. This bitch went off on Carla to SideDish. Here's what she had to say:

Carla was not prepared and in over her head. The show did not talk about how the first course (crab) took her half of the friggin’ cooking time that day, I was left to work the rest of HER dishes.

She also did not have a plan. The ONLY thing she had in mind was a cheese course! I would NEVER do a cheese course. And where in the hell did french come from!? She is not even classically trained! It (the show) didn’t talk about how I worked on a sauce for 2 days and Carla forgot to put it on the plate… It didn’t show how the 2nd course (fish) was MINE. It didn’t show how she took the sous vide idea and decided to GRILL it last minute causing it to be tough… And it didn’t show how she WANTED to do the souffles which she does not even know how to make! That was HER food, because it certainly was me asking her how she wanted to do this and that while she was busy picking crab the entire time and making a souffle that didn’t rise!

I am done with TC. I did not influence her. She has NO ideas of her own, oh, except a cheese course.

It seems Casey is still bitter that she didn't win Top Chef in whatever season she was in. All I have to say is karma's a bitch and Casey is going to get hers. This bitch deserves to spend the rest of her days working in a soup kitchen in some ghetto-ass community center for sabotaging Carla and having the Top Chef title and winnings go to fucking Hosea. Seriously, TC needs to step up their game of interesting chefs, or I'm giving up this shit for Gordon Ramsay!

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