Okay bitches, I just got finished watching the Grammy's (technically I watched them early this morning around 12:30 am), and all I have to say is thank god for my DVR. I know folks were torn between sticking with the Grammy's and catching new episodes of Desperate Housewives and Brothers and Sisters (I taped both on my DVR), but honey, I am so glad for my DVR. I managed to get through three and a half hours of music I don't give a shit about, and condense it in an hour and a half. Maybe the Grammy folks could learn a bit or two about cutting down some of that shit. First let me say I like U2, but can't stand that new song of theirs called Get Your Boots. It just felt like Bono doing his usual "I'm here to save the world schtick." Get the fuck over yourself and just give us some music.
Then my girl Whitney came out. three words: A-MA-ZING! Glad to see Whitney looking fabulous and with some meat on her bones. I wonder how's she doing now that Bobby Brown has another baby on the way with a girl she thought was her friend. It just goes to show you can't trust anyone these days. When she gave Jennifer Hudson her award, I almost cried. A Legendary diva and a diva-in-training, side by side on the Grammy stage. After that it all pretty much went downhill from there. Justin Timberfuckindouche getting up onstage paraisin' Al Green and then butchering his song (what were there no black people they could have invited to show praise Grits Green?) I don't want to sound racist, but I'm sick of people in the industry always putting baby douchewater in the forefront like he's the spokeswhore for soul music. Working with T.I., Pharrell & Timbaland does not give you a negro pass.
Then Cuntplay came out with their fag music and self-riteousness and killed my ears with an medley of Lost (with Joe Camel rapping), and then went into performing that "Whores who Rule the World" song. Then the Grammy's went and pissed me off by giving them a few awards to win. UGH! Coldplay are basically a wack-ass watered down version of Radiohead (who should have won some awards last night).
I did enjoy Carrie Underwood's performance of her song "Last Name". I'm not a big fan of the Country, but I do like the songs that Miss Underwood has been putting out as of late.
Let's sum up all this shit quickly why don't we? Miley Cyrus's no talent ass singing with the far more talented Taylor Swift was a hot mess. The Jonas Queers screeching through their set and butchering Stevie Wonder's "Superstition." Everytime I hear them sing I'm always waiting for their balls to drop and get some bass in their voice. If Stevie had the gift of sight, he would have gotten up from behind the piano and whipped all three of their asses.
Okay let's talk about Katy Perry for a second. Loved the idea of coming out of a banana like she was Josephine Baker performing topless in paris, but that performance of "I Kidded a Cunt (and I liked It)" was a mess. it was loud, annoying and pitchy. If she were in front of Simon Cowell he would have read her for filth!
Jennifer Hudson tore it down last night. She soundes amazing doing her track, "You Pulled Me Through." Very appropriate song to sing you know with all she's gone through lately. Glad to see Punk supporting his fiancee and for all those who got on JHud for lip-synching at the Superbowl, in the words of Vivica Fox, "you can put that where? Back there!"
Another highlight for me was when a very pregnant M.I.A. got out there and performed "Swagger Like Us." with Kanye West, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne & T.I. She was actually to give birth the day of the Grammy's so maybe she practices her keggle exercises before she got out on stage.
Loved Lil Wayn'e performance of "Tie My Hands" where he showed love to his hometown New Orleans. Great to hear Robin Thicke on vocals, where he wasn't trying too hard to be like Justin Timberdouche for once.
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