Monday, February 23, 2009

DYKE SPICE GIVES BIRTH

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Melanie Chisolm, aka Sporty Spice, who I always thought was a big ol' carpet cleaning bulldagger finally gave birth yesterday in London. This is Sporty's first kid with boyfriend of six years Thomas Starr. Sporty let the cat out of her snatch on her website:

Melanie C gave birth to a beautiful little girl at 4:10 pm on Sunday 22nd February. The baby weighed 8lb 3oz. Both Mum and baby, named Scarlet Starr, are doing fine.

Either her kid will have a future in stripping, or she'll be the inspiration for a Jackie Collins novel. Well, anything's better than naming your daughter Mercedes, Diamond, ore Lexus, right? Oh wait - only black folks name their kids shit like that.

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