Thursday, February 19, 2009

AND THE LIFETIME PHOTOSHOP AWARD GOES TO...

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Promo shots have been released of the contestants from Dancing For a Paycheck, and in all honesty, who gives a fuck what everyone else looks like? Let's all just take a moment to look at Lil Kim and her partner Christopher Atkins wannabe Derek Hough. The swelling finally went down on her face and she went from looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein to looking like a Gelfling out of The Dark Crystal. Well, if we could stomach looking at Priscilla Presley during her stint on DWTS, we can stomach looking at Lil Kim. Just down a bottle of Pepto Bismol an hour before you watch the show.

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