With the success of MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D, it was only a matter of time before we got a little bit of hardcore lovin', 3D style. Word on the street is that Whores Gone Wild founder Joe Francis wants a bailout for the straight adult entertainment industry (because gay porn is doing fine)and a Hong Kong filmmaker wants to produce the world's first 3-D porn.
Stephen Shiu Jnr said, "Just imagine that you'll be watching it as if you were sitting beside the bed." 3D Sex and Zen will be based on the 17th century Chinese erotic classic The Carnal Prayer Mat, which warns of the dangers of overindulgence.
The love scenes will comprise 25-30% of the film, with actors appearing mere inches away with the aid of 3D glasses. Shiu says the greatest challenge so far has been finding a male actor willing to undress for the camera.
Why settle for a ginormous dick in your face wearing 3D glasses, when you can pretty much go out and get the real thing. That's if you're into a ginormous dick smacking you in the face. As for someone's shaved snatch an inch from my face, and my face isn't the one buried in it...thanks, but no thanks. Now if we were talking about something like Arabian Fist in 3D, then we'd be talking.
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