Wednesday, January 28, 2009

WARNING: MAY CAUSE PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE AND SIGHT LOSS

Ready to burn a few more brain cells without the help of cigaweed? Well, you know the world has officially gone to shit when Herpes Hilton is given one of her favorite phalluses, a microphone to act like she's Nancy O' Dell for five fucking minutes. It was blond-on-blond blasphemy when someone got their first dim lightbulb moment EVER and allowed Herpes Hilton to interview Lady GagMe backstage in some run down storage room after a concert at a London club. Someone should really inform dumb ass that you cannot become a fucking Icon after one cd. It takes YEARS to get that title. The only reason Herpes likes her is because GagMe said she liked her in some interview. Desperate for friends much? And is it just me, but why does Herpetica talk like she's gargling cum all the time? Okay, stupid me, i just answered my own question. You see, I told you the video kills brain cells.

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