It seems like Vadgezilla will do just about anything to stay thin and keep from turning into the dinosaur she was destined to become.
Word on the street is that Vadge has started something called a salmon "retox" regimen in order to look younger. She's even supposedly hired some experts to help her with the program. Now everyone knows where all that Sweet & Sour tour money is going towards.
A source says, "The new 'retox' means she has got a more cardio-intensive gym regime and a diet overhaul. She will also be eating a lot more salmon as it's got age-defying properties. Her aim is to knock 12 years off her appearance."
It was reported previously that she spends over $120,000 a year on bottles of "specially blessed" Kabbalah water. It supposedly helps keep you looking "fresh and young." I guess blessed Kabbalah water is the new kosher sausage.
A source close to the diet whore says, "Madonna drinks a lot of water - that's one of her fitness secrets. And Kabbalah water is the only stuff she will touch." Since when is drinking water a diet secret? It's been known for decades that drinking lots of water is good for you and flushes out the toxins.
But as for that weird fish diet, it turns out others do it as well. Like Liam Gallagher of Oasis, who says he eats fish every day because it keeps him slim. it also explains his cunty attitude in interviews.
Gallagher even calls himself the "Salmon King" and once said "I'm always banging away at the fish man. My top three fish are salmon at number one, sea bass at two and sardines are third. My number one dish is fucking salmon and stir-fry.
Whatever happened to aging gracefully?
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