TINKERBELL GET'S HIS CUNT BASHED IN AT VADGEZILLA CONCERT

In an interview with Electroqueer, UK-based singer Patrick Wolf said he was trying to get a little sugar from his boyfriend at Vadgezilla's Menopausal extravaganza called the Sweet & Sour Tour, when he was told by security that he needs to stop getting his gay on with his boyfriend, because uptight cunts were bitching about it. Patrick said:

"Three songs in, me and my man were kissing and there were loads of conservative straight couples around us that complained. And then the bouncers came up to me and said, 'Can you stop that? This is a family venue.' No joke...

The bouncer said, 'You know we can do this the easy way or the violent way' and I said, 'I'm staying so you do whatever you want.' And then they just grabbed both of us. We were beaten up outside Wembley, handcuffed. These guys were like football bouncers. The police came and it just went on and on and on. My man's face covered in blood. I couldn't move for like a month. I had to lie in bed on painkillers for ages. They totally twisted my arm and my legs - it was just mad.

They are currently researching the CCTV - it's just really nuts. We basically got beaten up by the police. You know it means I can't be bothered to listen to Madonna ever again - which is good because it means I have more time for better music. You live and you learn.

You get into scraps with bouncers the whole time, but that was one step up because there were like seven of them and they just wanted to have a go because they were bored. There was a lot of quite homophobic shit going down which I was really pissed about seeing - it was a Madonna concert, y'know!"

First of all, since when do conservatives attend a Vadge concert? Second, after spending damn near $400.00 on a ticket for the Confessions Show (which some of us working class would call rent money), and sweating my balls off from the lack of air condition (I'd rather sweat out my perm at the gym, thank you), I have come to the conclusion that the only way I will spend major coin at a Vadgezilla concert is if it's $19.99 and on DVD at the Virgin Megastore. The roided up cunt better start hiring more gay friendly people to work her shows (since 90 percent of her income comes from faggots), otherwise Vagde's concerts will start looking like Janet's last tour.

oh and P.S. Vadgezilla and family venues are like myself in white socks with black shoes. They just don't mix.