Apparently the shortbus made a wrong turn in Utah, because these are the hot messes that entered Sundance thinking they were somehow of the very important people. Nick Hogan must have enjoyed getting gangbanged by a couple of black extras out of Oz while he was in the chokey, because his outfit looks like something out of a bad $2.99 rap video. Wiggers for Dummies by Vanilla Ice maybe? Someone take this bad science experiment back to the lab and delete his ass IMMEDIATELY!
Not to be outdone, Hulk Hogan in drag, Linda, made an appearance with her teenaged boytoy in a fur jacket made out of his shaved dick bush. Did these two make a pit stop at Dick Cheney's garage sale before they showed up at Sundance? Where's Carson Cressly when you need an emergency makeover?
And last, but certainly not least, where's there's a party a disease will spread. Herpes Hilton showed up (not in a convertable matching one of her outfits, I'm sure) looking like a Hugh Hefner reject. That's not a pink outfit she's wearing by the way. That outfit was made of old Pepto Bismol parts because if you step beyond fifteen feet, her stomach automatically starts to fill up with cum and the person closing in on her quarantined circle will start to feel a case of the shits and a incurable stomach ache. Think Kal-El when he encounters Kryptonite.
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