George Kistner - Are you over the age of 18? Do you live in Louisville, KY? Is your vagina clean and wart free? Do you not have a man? Are you really fucking desperate? If the answer is yes to all those questions, then I have the "free face" for you! George Kistner has a website offering to suck the labia juices of any horny chick who meet his requirements. HA. Yes, unfortunately even desperate horndogs have requirements. And he's also an Ordained Minister of the Universal Life Church! So you will be getting a holy experience.
Head over to http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/index.htm to read his terms or just read them below. I'll be nice and save you all the trouble.
To all of the beautiful, single women in and around Louisville:
This page is for you. I am a man whose favorite thing to do is give oral sex to attractive young women. I love it and enjoy pleasing the women that I know and meet. I know that every woman is different, and I have been out of practice for a while. Since every woman is different in her wants and needs, I am offering FREE ORAL SEX to any woman who qualifies that e-mails me or signs up. No matter how good I may have been told that I am at my hobby, I know that everyone needs to constantly practice at anything they take pride in doing. This site is designed with the women of Louisville in mind. I need some partners to practice with and women who will give honest feedback to any services I perform for them, so that I will be able to hone my skills.
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