I finally got around to catching up on my VH! celebreality shows last night, and just like I thought, Rock Of Love did not disappoint. After watching that shit, it almost made me want to seek Jesus out and convert to a monestary. I said almost. I love peen way too much to give that shit up for the LORD! Anyways, minutes into the show the bitches got drunk, threw drinks on each other, and one ROL whore got choked out on a couch in one of the hotels they were staying at. But what really took the top prize for me was when Nikki, the troll who looks like Janice from the muppets, was "freakin' horny" so she decided to do a Buttery Nipple shot out of Gia's pussy right on the bar in front of everyone! After witnessing that shit made me realize why I fear pussy so much (well besides looking at Vadge whenever she appears on television). It also made mant to bleach my no-no hole and get it baptized by the highest priest in the Vatican, because the slutty shit I've done doesn't compare to these skanks. It wasn't a big surprise when those two whores were eliminated, but I do have to say the show won't be the same without those messes on it.
This video below is of the skankfight I was telling you guys about between Brazilian drunken mess Marcia (who tongued Bret with vomit breath) and the Juliette Lewis wannabe Ashley.
Oh and P.S. I know she wasn't on the show, but in honor of veteran reality show whores, let's give a warm and alcohol-induced "Happy Birthday" to Flavor Of Love/I Love New York alumni Tiffany "New York" Pollard who turns 27 today.
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