It wasn't going to be a part of my Winter/Spring tv schedule, but when I found out that The Real World was doing a third season in New York (this time in Red Hook, Brooklyn,) curiosity got the best of me. It also didn't hurt that The Real Wrld was willing to change things up this season by adding some very interesting people in the house. With a new edition of eight strangers living together instead of the usual seven, you have Iraq war vet Ryan (who may have some deep issues regarding the war as proven by his constant drinking), transgendered Katelynn (a first in the Real World verse), the very sexy (and openly gay) dolphin trainer JD (pictured above), fitness model Scott, former lesbian Sarah Jill Marie Jones look-a-like Baya, and sexually repressed Mormon Chet. Check out these videos of straight but very curious Mormon boy Chet & JD discussing Magnum condoms and anal sex. All I know is the very metrosexual (?) Chet needs to get laid, stat! And Ryan means well in what he says, but small town boys can be so damn ignorant in the things they say. in the first episode he refers to Katelynn as "it." Then because JD uses Magnums, it's because he's latino or "hispanic" as Ryan corrects himself. Someone tell these dumb asses that necause you're a person of color, not all latinos and not all blacks were blessed with the cock of a horse. Trust me! Tablitha's slobbed enough knobs to know this.
Chet's got some questions about what happens when you stick things up a person's butthole. All I know is if Chet asked me some of these type of questions, he'd be getting a full-on domonstration instead of a conversation.
In Wednesday's episode, the gang heads to a gay bar, which for some reason makes Ryan very uncomfortable. If you've been checking out the previews, popular NYC drag queen Peppermint even plants a kiss on Ryan which has him screaming for the hills (and I don't mean that dreadful Lauren Conrad series either).
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