Sunday, January 11, 2009

NO CRYSTAL METH WAS HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THIS WEDDING

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All My Children Alum (and Transformers actor) Josh Duhamel finally said "I Do" to Jeremy Jackson's twin sister in everything crystal meth, Fergie "Pissy Pants" Ferguson over the weekend.

People Magazine says that the two made it legal at some grapeyard in Malibu. Fuggie wore Dolce & Gabbana and carried a bouquet of white flowers, which probably had crystals meth rocks hidden in them. She had 10 bridesmaids all dressed in black. The reception tent was filled with forest trees and lights.

The guests included Becky Romjin Lettuce, Jerry O'Connell, AC Slater, Kid Pebble, Slash, Kate Hudson, Vanessa Marcil and some other d list actors who names I haven't heard for days (except Kate Hudson. She and AC Slater is everywhere!) This guest list sounds more like the next cast of Dancing with the D Lizt then a guest list for a wedding. Don't you think?

I wonder if she invited her bitches from Wild Orchid and Kids Inc.? Wasn't Jennifer Love Hewitt on that show? Or am i thinking of something else?

Congrats to the couple for making it down the aisle without anyone pissing themselves at the altar. i just hope their marriage lasts longer then Kelly Rutherford's and Britney's two marriages combined!

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